The worst thing is knowing that it's my fault. And I deserve this.
I wish "that" somebody would love me.
If you die suspiciously, the police check your internet history.
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one letter:
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
What's the difference between tumblr and a restaurant?
A restaurant has servers that work.